7 kooky costume ideas

7. Any one of the current political candidates. Don't forget the flag pin.
6. Babysitter -- Strap a doll to your butt and sit on it.
5. Used Car Salesman --Wear a bright plaid polyester suit and slicked-back hair. Hand out business cards and tell everyone you can get them a "great deal!"
4. A blue man -- paint your face and hands blue, wear black.
3. Ghost -- find an old sheet, cut two eye holes and your done.
2. A concept -- don't dress up, just act weird.
1. Hobo -- don't you always feel bad for the kids that go as hobos. They make the ghost look good.