the ultimate anti-valentine's day bash

This is a great way to bond with friends as well as cleanse yourself from the creeps of your past. Here are the rules:

Attire: You're forbidden from wearing red or pink. Black being the optimal color.
Activities: Write the name of any creep from your past onto a slip of paper to be burned in a mini bonfire. You can also make mini voodoo dolls of said creep and stick pins wherever appropriate. Tell mocking stories of the creeps' bad, annoying habits.
Guest List: This is a single sex party.
Menu: Cheap take out and plenty of libations.